My dad could beat up your dad.
I don’t remember eating asparagus.
I was enjoying my roasted spanish peanuts until this assh*le started getting all grabby.
What am I forgetting to do?
I no longer have stitches. But now I have Steri strips and they are so much more comfortable when I move my arm around. What a relief. I might actually be able to use two hands to shampoo muh hur tomorrow.