I’ve got the best leftovers for lunch today! Last night, my girlfriend (yes, I said girlfriend) made pasta with lobster and shrimp. It’s so good it’ll make your mama wanna spank you like you won’t go to bed! …and I’ve got leftovers for today AND tomorrow.
She likes to cook, she does it well, and she does it for me. In every way. That’s not even innuendo.
Just inhaled a cracker crumb. Send prayers!
I just walked past a girl wearing a “I ♥ female orgasm” Tshirt.
I was like, “Well, yeah.”